well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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