Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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