How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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