Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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