Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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