i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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