ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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