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do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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