and i looked up. we had an audience...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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