just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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