he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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