Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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