Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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