I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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