I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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