Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry laniebug hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(509): View more from Washington

The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.

Fav 16 1029 4921
share tweet
(626): View more from California

It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.

Fav 17 7100 1201
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(512): View more from Texas

It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.

Fav 24 1062 6641
share tweet
(503): View more from Oregon

I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.

(1-503): View more from Oregon

My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.

Fav 11 5331 1526
share tweet
(727): View more from Florida

Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.

Fav 16 4780 1510
share tweet
(480): View more from Arizona

you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...

Fav 5 1964 1507
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(281): View more from Texas

And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.

Fav 3 1630 770
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(785): View more from Kansas

U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick

Fav 7 1718 617
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(780): View more from Alberta, CA

enjoying your night?

(1-780): View more from Alberta, CA

do dogs like to salsa?

(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I dont know if that answers my question or not

Fav 0 64 7
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT