kristin has been a bad kristin
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
this will be a night to untag.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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