i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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