You surviving the open bar?
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i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
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