I need to stop coming to work sober
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Randomize
