I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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