Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Just fell off a train. Bad.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize