Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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