Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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