he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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