ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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