Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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