Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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