One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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