I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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