So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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