scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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