Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
what if I'm pregnant?
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dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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