going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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