We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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