I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
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