Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He? As in you personified your dick?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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