You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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