So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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