I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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