She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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