Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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