Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
