I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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