i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
We don't watch enough power rangers
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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