Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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