The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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