he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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