and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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