i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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