I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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