What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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