do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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